Funny Comercial

Luh Dheng Tiau Khou....(take ur pants down.)

Its a funny advertisement that on online streaming video. After carefully listenning to the old sin seh dialect...We noticed that he was actually speaking in TeowCheow dialect.

It's funny how the Sin Seh asking the Ang Moh( Kwai lo/foreigner) to take his trouser off.Then while poking his face with the accupuntures needles..he said that the treatment will make him young again.

Wah Chor Sin Seh Sar Chap Nee liao...( He has been a Sin Seh for 30 year) Go figure ut the rest...All we know.We still wiping our laffing tears out.


LOL


Funny Dutch Commercial - The best bloopers are a click away

Our Drift Heroes

Dunlop Sponsored Drift Team.
They Sean Khoo and Yoong(Mr.Nismo in Drift.com.my) of participated in the Star Drift Rd 2.Saw the video of Sean Khoo and sharing it with readers here.

Malaysian Rally X

It was a wild and wet weekend.Happened on 13th July.Hushpuppy,OO3,Siao and Jay Kang participated in the Rally X event.

Zoggee and 003 drove the Starlet in the drift event,The rest compete in the street car class 3.
Fasso shared the FordTX3 with Siao . Hushpuppy shared the oldskool Datsun 160j with Jaykang.

Here's the write up by Malaysian Association of Malaysia on the event.

Copied and paste

Sepang, 13th July - Held at the off-road track of the Sepang International Circuit, this Motorsport Association of Malaysia ("MAM") backed event attracted 37 entries ranging from rookie to seasoned rally drivers in a variety of vehicles which included street, drift and rally cars to 4x4 vehicles and self-engineered dirt buggies. Having a total of 31 categories and classes to choose from, they came from as far away as Penang just to have a go at competitive rally driving in an event catered for grassroots level enthusiasts. Popular in America and England, this Rally X series made its debut in Malaysia under a programme led by the MAM to encourage motorsports participation via budget friendly events from a very young age.

Having to endure road conditions ranging from hot and dusty in the morning to wet and muddy in the afternoon, competitors went about the business of entertaining spectators with driving skills which are unique to rallying. Led by Malaysian rally celebrities Gunaseelan Rajoo and James Russell, the two of them, driving 4wd turbo rally cars, swapped fastest times in the five run test and ended up tied for first place in their category. In a show of sportsmanship, both drivers agreed to a tie-breaker run which saw James beat Guna by a margin of only one second.

The only female entrant was in the form of Gina Finanza who impressed many with her forceful driving style. At the end of the day, Gina was crowned as the champion of two categories. The youngest driver in the field, 14-year old Matthew Palmer also emerged triumphant in his category. Driving a dirt-buggy engineered and built by his father, a former team member of a World Rally Championship team, Matthew made Malaysian rallying history by being the youngest ever driver to compete in a Malaysian rally event.

Alfatah Saironi put his brand new Toyota Hilux 4x4 pick-up truck through its paces to win his category while everyone cheered on the only Mini Cooper which was entered by performance car mechanic Lee How Seng. Lee, driving in his first ever rally, finished 1st in his category earning him the nickname of Malaysia's 'Mr. Bean' for his choice of car. Drift driver Kenny Hwang swung the tail of his drift prepared Toyota Starlet around the course in spectacular fashion to win his category.

The most promising driver award went to rookie Sean Siew who drove an unmodified Toyota Corolla SEG. Owing to the high number categories and classes, almost everybody went home with a trophy and big smiles on their faces as a bonus.

Round 2 of the MAM Rally X eries is scheduled to be held at the same venue on August 24th. Rally enthusiasts wanting to know more about the event such as participation details can contact the organizer, Wheelspin Event Management at 012-212 3260 or MAM at 03- 7622 8000.

Team BC Machine would like to take the opportunity to thanks MAM and Jagjeet( rally veteran) of WheelSpin Forum dedicated for rally enthuthiast. The BC Machine guys really learned a lot since the events.They never stop talking about the fun they had.

More picture to come...

Our Star Idol

MJ was we like to call her. Chatter box and down to earth rising celebrity in our Country TV scene.

She was the runner up of last year Star idol search. Our Sifu Sean Khoo@Ah Sean Kor,Andrew 003 and Zoggee were with her till wee hour in the morning discussing something(u know...*wink*)...Hanging out at Oldtown Kopitiam at Kota Damansara. We took a few pictures ,talk kok sing song.She is the upcoming new star,workaholic,likes to sing,likes swimming.....hmm. Zoggee been trying to get her to try wakeboarding and show him her bods.LOLWas surprises us was she is still not attached,she told us that she is not those who likes to be control by her man. Oh well,what can we say.? She is who she is.

this is some of her ceevees

Exposure:

• Star Idol Malaysia 2007 - 1^st runner up
• “The Hair Book”, the trend journey by Winnie Loo – the art segment. - Hattitude Magazine – Shanghai, China. July/August 2007 issue.
• - Frizer Magazine vol.12 (2007) – from Pravi Raj Bl Brezovica.
• Nation Care Charity Show 2007 (Malaysia)- Guest Performing Artist
• Guest Speaker for “Feel the Passion for Communication” – Han Chiang College, Penang. (Malaysia)
• Radio Drama – “Jupiter Idol Drama” - Friendcamp Ship Segment, 988 Radio Station (Malaysia)
• Hair-do Segment – Sisters Magazine vol.860.
• Dilema Wanita – “Salah Langkah” , epd : 3 & 4 (appearance as supporting character, ‘Lai Meng’)
• Host for the Zodiac, Chinese New Year Special segment. (NTV7)
• Telemovie drama - “Wasilah Cinta Qayyim” – as female lead, “Foo Mei Ling”.
• Photos shoot for the “ladies’ world” magazine. Fashion segment and cover girl for May or June issue.
• Chinese Acting Training, by Media Prima.
• “Cinta Tanpa Suara” – series drama for RTM, supporting character “Sara”.
• “Jangan Pandang Belakang” – series comedy drama for Astro, supporting character “Jenny”.
• Muse for local designer – Karl Ng in the MIFA 2008 Launching.
• Role as “stylish” for Point Blanc ft Jin , music video.
• Music Video for Vick – 2^nd runner-up of Malaysian Idol, first season new album.

For more information:

• www.mj-minjia.blogspot.com
• www.ntv7.com.my/staridol

Aiyah...actually she is a blood kind to one of our team's partner in our crimes of hobby...Old Brother(Lao Hia)

Japan GT Race Day

June 22nd 2008
Sunday

The sky looks likes crying,the air was humid,the spectators didn't anticipate whats coming.Sun almost on top of their heads and the GT cars exhaust was roaring past by as the guys was walking around the mall area.The guys where having fun.....! They were everywhere .The Booth,the freebies...the cars.Its worth the money they've spent. RM75 for two days.

Th support race was not all that boring...The Formula V6 was fast.The Aston Marin roaring engine was super sexy.The GT girls are balls harderningly inspiring.

Here's zoggee's picassa web album.
right click and open in new window.

Japan Super GT Rd 4

Zoggee says he is too busy to update his blogs. Busy with stuffs and works.

Day 2 Sepang Rd 4 Japan GT 08

Day 2 Saturday 21st June 2008,Qualifying Day.

They guys were there early.They were anxious to see the GT girls upclose. Here's pictures from Bert's phone camera.


Here's Bert's favourite!!! Look at those puppies.

The VW Golf GTi ,also somebody from Zerotohundred ,a friend of zoggee.They were there as well.Never failed to turn up whenever zoggee text him on Sepang open track day. The guy with the E46 M3 CSL. Adam!
One of the Nissan car being on display on the main entrance.

Bert and Khoon simply couldn't resist.


Our local Cub Prix man...used to race in the Malaysian Cub Prix Leg.
Khoon a.k.a EE90 excited and proud to be there as well.



Sneak previews of the Formula V6 Asia...and the Aston Martins

Sepang Round 4 Japan GT 2008

Andrew Chew,Bert was there with Zoggee to collect their RM75 discounted tickets for the BC Machine guys.

They were told to collect their tickets at KL Central instead. But saw the programmes of the day and ask if they are allowed to see the free practice.....Friday entrance is free!!!!

They hurried to the mall area like wilddogs scurring like looking for a place to pee...haha.As spoken by Andrew Chew.LOL. Funny fella.

Local drift Hero....the Tandem Assasin Tengku Djan was on Bridgstone Tyres display booth

Lotus Europa S..





They were so excited....its free entrance and here's another video and pictures of of them facing Turn 14 of Sepang SIC.








Facing the pit lane.....where's the GT girls???


Here's the view of the main straight to turn 1 ...taken with Andrew Chew's phone camera.




Stay tuned as the BC machine gys will be there tomorrow for the Formula V6 Asia race,Asian Formula Renault Challenge , Aston Martin Cup Race and Japan GT Qualifying . Wow...awesome events.

And on Sunday as well for the actual 54 laps race day.

Bimmers Club friends

BC gang with them last weekend for a small closed track day at Dato sagor Track,Kampung Gajah . Which turn out to be fun.
The bimmers guys covoy as early as 6 am from KL..they met uo with zoggee at Rawang R&R North bound.

Zoggee detour and took the bimmers gang to a small fun with lots of turn and HellBoy( black E36328) had two misunfortunate events. One road kill,the simply suicides and he ahd a huge oversteers somewhere between Felda Besout to Sungkai town. Luckily he had a very...very long life.

The hardcore of the guys...Donald,cool Melacca due with his suoped up E36 328i , enlarged Throttle Body,superb handling manual tranny with LSD gave chase to an E46.
The damn car sounds sweet....he had so much fun.
Donalc tailgating his friend,Vincent,bullying his way on the track.The best was when he gives a good run for the money...chasing the E60 530d.Which featured in a video shoot up Gohtong Jaya recently. It was a good fight...friendly fight.

Hellboy's E36 328i...talkative guy.Learnig the track .

Lay Hia,that damn H22A was reliable.since putting on the Tein Coilovers,he was bullying a lot of BC MAchine guys. Even Donald gave words of respect to his car.Lau Hia too gungho...try to bully Donald( in a friendly way).Oh well...nothing bad happens anyway. It was good fun.
There were once,Zoggee tried to chase LAu Hia with Fasso's AE92 with 4AGZE with blacktop tranny.Zogge was testing the Exedy CLutch which he got it from the help of zoggee.Getting the clutch in from Sarawak.

If not mistaken,the Jazz owner was Eric. Penang registered car.He also got an E36....now migling in BMW cars.Lets hope all the best for this dude...Dude.You really gotta put the "Chap Lembu" on ur hands.
Steven's E36 328i...posing most of the day.Zogge was dissapointed with the tapping sound from the engine. He kept swearing BMW Sucks..hah! Luckily nothing major happens except that he tried to drift the cars. Damn....he spun and stopped after that.


The BC guys having a photoshoot after the bimmer guys left. Track fday was fun...we were going at each other,then of course we learned that even tho we had 17 cars on the track on that day,we had more time driving rather then waiting for our turn.
Wanna see their cute liitle face...

Here's the cute big little giant..Lau Hia posing with his reliable Honda H22A.
Always gungho...never scared of speed.Ex Superbiker. Left his AC Snitzher souped up poser car E46 for his sister to drive. He like his Honda. Drives it daily sumore.
The ever helpful funny wunny Andrew Chew a.k.a Condom 003 the rich brat with heart of gold.Always the first guy to offers help.Never the same without him. Knowledgeable sounds technically and knows every detail of Honda histories.. broke his B16A on a recent Sepang track day ,just upgraded to B18C powerplant and Honda Fanatics of course.

JayKang...the handsome dude from Kuala Kurau,place of the best chinese cooked seafood curry.Technical adviser for the Team's Maxis Push To Talk.Resourceful guy when comes to talk about mobile phones. Owns a few shops around town. Got himself a oldskool Datsun 160J xXx...learn to whack his rustbucket.Stored his Force Induction Proton Perdana at home...also thinking of upgrading to BMW world. Been asking Zoggee to set up a test drive Mini Cooper S,the soft top Mini Cooper and crazy over the BMW Z4.




More to come...stay tune.


zoggee...playing around after a photoshoot.




will be updating the blog soon.

Video Of Sepang Track day

Recorded on 23rd May 2008
Device: Oregon Scientific Video Recorder
Andrew Chew's Honda Civic EG6




Part 2
Chasing Lau Hia in his Honda Accord H22A

Guess what we did yesterday...???

Zoggee invited us gays driver to Sepang open track day. He was suppposed to test the handling set up of a car.
Andrew Chew,Hush Puppy and Lao Hia couldn't resist his invitation. Zoggee dares Lau Hia to test his new Tein Coilover on his Honda SV4. Hush Puppy was drag along.
Once registered and paid...Lao Hia jump stright to his bitch.




Lau Hia ..so happy.Thumbs up even before entering the track. They cant resist the chance to pose for the camera.
Kenny Lee...MME Driver,last years winner to us.He was testing
his new MMe car for this year's race.He recognised Andrew,they chit chat talk cock.
Another HPC Instructor Ramsey ,also someone from Subaru Club Malaysia.Actually he was testing a car too..thats another story.
Hush Puppy going in Andrew's Honda Eg6.They went in to chase Lau Hia with his newly set up suspension.


Lau Hia getting ready .

Giving Andrew a good run for his money.

Andrew was infront at first...things starts to change after trun 5...Lau Hia was in form. Andrew having rough maintaining the lead. Have to give way after that.

They gays checking out the cars that turnout. The Lotus really got their eyes

This white Lotus looks like it's being run over by a bigger car. Damn...they sound sexy,they handle like a bitch you want. They are awesome track cars.

Even sexier buttt.....

Zoggee having a break.

Hush Puppy,the team gayish mechanic.

Kenny Lee...exiting the pit.

The Levin and Sepang.

entering the pit lane after a few laps testing. Zoggee set up the Oregon Scintific Video Camera on Kenny Lee's Toyota Levin 111 MME 2008 race car.

Stay tune for the videos.

The cars that that came .

The Ford Falcon XLR8 with monster V8 powerplant....thats the real deal.Ate us for bfreakfast,lunch dinner and supper....damn fast.

Andrew behind Kenny Lee's last years MME`Race car. Kenny told Zoggee that he sold the car to a team from Ipoh,Perak.

The all girl...Ahem,pretty girls on a Honda DC2 Type R.

Zoggee getting ready to rumble!!!!!! In Andrew's car.

He went in...then went out so fast. Damn...he ask Andrew to do something on his pwerplant.Damn...the car now park at Zoggee's place,awaiting the Honda engine codes that ends with "Bs". No more "As"

As far as we know...the engine B##B already lying on the floor awaiting the car.

The session ended when the sun is on our heads.

Guess what we saw after`that....a row of German marque.

The oldskool green and the yellow Porchse really got zoggee attention.

One white and fast Germans bitch.

Nice German Ass

Stay tune for the videos....